User Profile
Add Friend
Add Note
Track User
Send Message
Send V-Gift
Find him, bind him, tie him to a [P][O][L][E]
not once did i take my mind from the thought of revenge
Created on 2006-08-01 01:32:17 (#10806417), last updated 2006-08-01
1 comment received, 0 comments posted
Plus Account [Gift]
1 Journal Entry, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 1 Userpic
Basic Info| Name: | Lex-tascy |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-05 |
| Location: | FL |
| Website: | http://www.myspace.com/lexitheseianorexi |
BioThe Original [Lex-Tascy]
im fun and legal in some countries! get over it!
Hello? Hello?! Is this thing on? Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your stem cells? Tax collectors do not have home-cooked meals. GRIDLOCK! Commencing Spin Cycle.
SexiAnorexiLexi @:
AIM
Yahoo!
MSN
<</b>shitty-remark>Lexi-lexi-bo-lexi!<</b>/shitty-remark>
"You like small girl? She can do ALL sex for you!"
I love how PETA takes protesting TO THE EDGE! As if pouring goats blood on children wasn't enough, they have to do it...NAKED! Barcode tattoos are the shit. I've always wanted to be a Puetro Rican street hooker. I saw a picture of this guy who shoved a jelly jar up his ass. I have one question for that guy: HOW DID HE DO IT?! I wonder what it would feel like to masturbate with severed chicken heads while you shower yourself in maggots. I think the Buckwheat Boyz were on speed when they wrote Peanutbutter Jelly Time.
The scientific name for the fear of long words is: Hippopotomontrosissquippedodaliophobia. Isnt it funny that the Orthidox Church wont let you make the communnion bread if you're on the rag? Ive always wanted to perform a blood ritual for a shool talent show. BITCHGETTHATSHITOUTTAMYFACE! If snuggling was an olympic sport, id totally kick ass in it. No photography, please. If we live in a society that shames homosexuals, then why do we teach our children "Rub-A-Dub-Dub. Three men in a tub"? I really want to go dance in the middle of Winn-Dixie while singing "Under The Sea".
Not eating for at the minimum of 6 hours can mirror the effects of alchohol. I love how rigor mortus makes things really stiff and hard. People who send family pictures as christmas cards piss me off. I hate being lonely, but then how would i know what love feels like? I wonder what it would be like to have a Bacardi Razz enema. People hate spoiled milk...but then whats cheese? If we teach our children that 'violence is not the answer', then why do we send our kids to school to learn about the wars that have solved America's problems? My cat smells like a rancid mix of garbage and shit. Sorry to hear about your daughter, itouchedherlastnight. I like to find out where people have had sex, so that i can go sit there and eat crackers and cheese. QUESTION: How long does it take for a black woman to pass a turd? ANSWER: 9 months. I work in the Pansy Division.
I hope that gave you some insight to life.
*DISCONNECTINGFAGGOT*
im fun and legal in some countries! get over it!
Hello? Hello?! Is this thing on? Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your stem cells? Tax collectors do not have home-cooked meals. GRIDLOCK! Commencing Spin Cycle.
SexiAnorexiLexi @:
AIM
Yahoo!
MSN
"You like small girl? She can do ALL sex for you!"
I love how PETA takes protesting TO THE EDGE! As if pouring goats blood on children wasn't enough, they have to do it...NAKED! Barcode tattoos are the shit. I've always wanted to be a Puetro Rican street hooker. I saw a picture of this guy who shoved a jelly jar up his ass. I have one question for that guy: HOW DID HE DO IT?! I wonder what it would feel like to masturbate with severed chicken heads while you shower yourself in maggots. I think the Buckwheat Boyz were on speed when they wrote Peanutbutter Jelly Time.
The scientific name for the fear of long words is: Hippopotomontrosissquippedodaliophobia. Isnt it funny that the Orthidox Church wont let you make the communnion bread if you're on the rag? Ive always wanted to perform a blood ritual for a shool talent show. BITCHGETTHATSHITOUTTAMYFACE! If snuggling was an olympic sport, id totally kick ass in it. No photography, please. If we live in a society that shames homosexuals, then why do we teach our children "Rub-A-Dub-Dub. Three men in a tub"? I really want to go dance in the middle of Winn-Dixie while singing "Under The Sea".
Not eating for at the minimum of 6 hours can mirror the effects of alchohol. I love how rigor mortus makes things really stiff and hard. People who send family pictures as christmas cards piss me off. I hate being lonely, but then how would i know what love feels like? I wonder what it would be like to have a Bacardi Razz enema. People hate spoiled milk...but then whats cheese? If we teach our children that 'violence is not the answer', then why do we send our kids to school to learn about the wars that have solved America's problems? My cat smells like a rancid mix of garbage and shit. Sorry to hear about your daughter, itouchedherlastnight. I like to find out where people have had sex, so that i can go sit there and eat crackers and cheese. QUESTION: How long does it take for a black woman to pass a turd? ANSWER: 9 months. I work in the Pansy Division.
I hope that gave you some insight to life.
*DISCONNECTINGFAGGOT*
ConnectExternal Services:
 | lex_tascy@livejournal.com | |
 | sexianorexilexi |  |
 | sexianorexilexi | |
 | sexianorexilexi@hotmail.com | LJ Messenger Status: offline |
Friends [View Entries]
Communities [View Entries] Watching (3):
Feeds [View Entries] Watching (0)
